As I was walking to make connection from green line to the yellow line on 14 Street – Union Sq I noticed a stand that sold books about stress management. A guy stopped me and offered free stress test. Behind him I noticed a beautiful young lady sitting at the desk with books and apparently either selling or giving free advice.
– Do you want to get a frees stress test?
– No, but I would like to schedule a date with the cute girl behind you.
– That’s my wife, I doubt she would be interested.
– See, that’s the problem, you can’t get any good stress these days…
Dumb and dumber…glamour edition
drugoi пишет:
Восковая фигура Парис Хилтон в нарядном розовом жакете заняла свое место в нью-йоркском музее Мадам Тюссо(http://www.livejournal.com/users/d
Во вчерашней amNY фотку Парис Хилтон и ее воскового двойника опубликовали с надписью Dumb and Dumber. Восковая Хилтон оказалась под надписью Dumb…
College thoughts
Еще мысли со вчерашнего урока литературы…
– He’s in hell, but he’s alive…
– Well, that’s a good start.
Being fat is a new way to get society’s attention and people’s money
Women who complain that man pay too much attention to them are usually deprived of it. Women who say they don’t get enough attention are actually getting too much attention. That’s why matriarchy didn’t survive – no government can sustain such crappy teamwork.
Given that God is a man, the Woman is the most sophisticated entity man ever created. Women can outsmart any device, even the simplest ones. If a woman can’t circumvent something, she can employ one of two proven winning strategies: she can cry or she can complain the device to death…
Поставил себе Deepest Sender
Никак не могу наиграться с FireFox 🙂 Теперь вот поставил себе Deepest Sender – примочку, которая позволяет одновременно с глубокомысленным разглядыванием вебъ-страницъ еще и записывать мысли в ЖЖ (буде таковые возникнут).
Не знаю еще – хорошая примочка или нет, но мне нравится энтузиазм разработчиков для FireFox 😉