– Я буду умирать, ты что – даже стакан воды мне не принесешь?
– Так ты же умираешь уже, чего на тебя воду переводить?
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Дождались!
Наконец-то Гугл начал двигаться в правильном направлении!
Грустная история…
(000621) 5/28/2010 16:42:52 PM – (not logged in) (115.186.133.36)> Connected, sending welcome message…
(000621) 5/28/2010 16:42:52 PM – (not logged in) (115.186.133.36)> 220 Welcome. If you don’t belong here – we will come to your house and feed you
(000621) 5/28/2010 16:42:53 PM – (not logged in) (115.186.133.36)> USER Administrator
(000621) 5/28/2010 16:42:53 PM – (not logged in) (115.186.133.36)> 331 Password required for administrator
(000621) 5/28/2010 16:42:54 PM – (not logged in) (115.186.133.36)> PASS internet
(000621) 5/28/2010 16:42:54 PM – (not logged in) (115.186.133.36)> 530 Login or password incorrect!
(000621) 5/28/2010 16:42:54 PM – (not logged in) (115.186.133.36)> USER Administrator
(000621) 5/28/2010 16:42:54 PM – (not logged in) (115.186.133.36)> 331 Password required for administrator
(000621) 5/28/2010 16:42:55 PM – (not logged in) (115.186.133.36)> PASS asshole
(000621) 5/28/2010 16:42:55 PM – (not logged in) (115.186.133.36)> 421 Temporarily banned for too many failed login attempts
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Speaking about perfect….
Some people want perfect. Some get perfect. Some – do perfect. Grow up, you’ll get it.