Еще мысли со вчерашнего урока литературы…

– He’s in hell, but he’s alive…
– Well, that’s a good start.

Being fat is a new way to get society’s attention and people’s money

Women who complain that man pay too much attention to them are usually deprived of it. Women who say they don’t get enough attention are actually getting too much attention. That’s why matriarchy didn’t survive – no government can sustain such crappy teamwork.

Given that God is a man, the Woman is the most sophisticated entity man ever created. Women can outsmart any device, even the simplest ones. If a woman can’t circumvent something, she can employ one of two proven winning strategies: she can cry or she can complain the device to death…